im sorry papa. for pumpkin patch. for hole. for chuffing fat darts behind the shed. im sorry. :(
My Son. All Is Forgiven.
But Now….BACK TO THE STARS WITH YOU
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im at the soup convention and many strong and beautiful women are talking about how delicious and nutrient rich my broth is and they didnt even mention you
this is my fucking worst nightmare
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George Sand (Amantine Lucile Aurore Dupin) in her letter to Gustave Flaubert dated 27 June 1870, featured in The George Sand-Gustave Flaubert letters
imagine an ipod classic resting on a bear skin rug
OK what Next
end of simulation
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wearing weird earrings to ward off the bad vibes
like a wizard
When we drink we do it right, gettin’ slizzard
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i tried to hide in a closet from guards but there was a bug in there and it bit me
this sounds like a Taylor Swift lyric
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